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New Dictionary Words

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

Bozone (n.):The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Foreploy:Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Cashtration (n.):The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti:Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm:The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte:To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis:Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis:A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon:It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.):The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido:All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect:The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.):The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.):Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.):The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Ignoranus:A person who's both stupid AND an asshole.