|The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
|Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
|The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
|Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
|The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
|To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
|A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
|It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
|The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
|All talk and no action.
|The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
|Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
|The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
|Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
|The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
|A person who's both stupid AND an asshole.