| Long hair |
Longing for hair |
| The perfect high |
The perfect high yield mutual fund |
| KEG |
EKG |
| Acid rock |
Acid reflux |
| Moving to California because it's cool |
Moving to California because it's warm |
| Growing pot |
Growing pot belly |
| Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor |
Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor |
| Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor |
Roughage |
| Killer weed |
Weed killer |
| Hoping for a BMW |
Hoping for a BM |
| The Grateful Dead |
Dr. Kevorkian |
| Going to a new, hip joint |
Receiving a new hip joint |
| Rolling Stones |
Kidney stones |
| Being called into the principal's office |
Calling the principal's office |
| Screw the system |
Upgrade the system |
| Disco |
Costco |
| Parents begging you to get your hair cut |
Children begging you to get their heads shaved |
| Passing the drivers' test |
Passing the vision test |
| Whatever |
Depends |
