| 30 PC WAYS TO DISCUSS SOMEONE'S MENTAL SHORTCOMINGS
- A few clowns short of a circus
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
- A few beers short of six-pack
- A few peas short of a casserole
- Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
- One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
- One taco short of a combination plate
- A few feathers short of a whole duck
- All foam, no beer
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
- Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with Instructions on the heel
- Too much yardage between the goalposts
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
- As smart as bait
- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
- Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
- Forgot to pay his brain bill
- Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops
- If he had another brain, it would be lonely
- No grain in the silo
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse
- Receiver is off the hook
- Several nuts short of a full pouch
- He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
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