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25 Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's
30 Politically Correct Ways To Discuss Someone's Mental Shortcomings
30 Years Difference
Alcohol Warnings
All About Dogs
Automated Call Directing
Basic Truths
Black Testicles
Celebrity One-Liners
Did You Know?
Do You Remember?
First Day On The Job
Food Facts
Fun Reflections On Life
Hell Freezes
Hollywood Squares
Investing Key Words
IT Support
Job Interview
Language Quirks
Life Is Like A Dog
Little Known Facts
Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity
Management Lesson
My Bottle Rocket
New Dictionary Words
New Words for the Next Century
Newspaper Headlines
Oath Of Enlistment
Other Rules Of Life
Pet Diaries
Poor Grandpa
Potty Training
Purina Diet
Quick Thinker
Sayings That Should Be On Buttons
Senior Moments
Sex in the Shower
Shake It Off
Small World
Smarter Than Most
Survivor Show - Texas Style
Ten Cents A Drink
Thank You Letter
The Cat Years
The Christmas Dolly
The Lawyer and The Farmer
The Old Poodle
The Old Rancher
The Value of a Good Drink
The Watch
Things I've Learned From My Children
Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"
Things You Didn't Know
Thoughts For The Day
Useless Information
Watch What You Eat
We Made It!
What Really Happened To The Kursk
Why We REALLY Gain Weight
Words To Live By
Wrong Email Address
You Know You Work For The Government When…
You Know You're In California When…
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak"
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
In a nonsmoking area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company:
    "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."