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The Top 40 things you would never hear a Redneck say -- ever. No matter how much they've had to drink; no matter how far from the South they've wandered:
40.Oh, I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39.I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38.Duct tape won't fix that.
37.Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36.Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35.We don't keep firearms in this house.
34.Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33.You can't feed that to the dog.
32.I thought Graceland was tacky.
31.No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30.Wrasslin's fake.
29.Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28.We're vegetarians.
27.Do you think my gut is too big?
26.I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25.Honey, we don't need another dog.
24.Who's Richard Petty?
23.Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22.Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21.Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20.I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19.Trim the fat off the steak.
18.Cappuccino tastes better than espesso.
17.The tires on that truck are too big.
16.I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15.I've got it all on the C drive.
14.Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13.Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12.My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's
11.I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10.Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
8.She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7.Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6.Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen!
5.I don't have a favorite college team.
4.Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3.I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
2.Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'.
1.Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.