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Tuesday, January 19, 2021
Nine-Eleven
Social Commentary
Politics
The Battle of the Sexes
Blondes Are More Fun
The South
This Life and Times
Golf
Other Humorous Stuff
My Stuff
A Shepard's Tale
A Visit To The Proctologist
Baseball
Cherokee Chief
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
DO RE MI DRINK
Gifts
Gin And Tonic
Gotta Love A Cowboy
Groaners
Gunfighter WannaBe
How To Bathe A Cat
I Been Working On The Railroad
Irish Humor
Life After Death
Little Girl & the Construction Workers
Little Kids
Londoners
My Mother Taught Me
My Wish For You
Norm
Nymphomaniac Convention
Old Folks
Physics 101
Political Correctness
Punday
Puns
Real Friends
Ship High In Transport
Spuds
Steven Wright One-Liner's
Sunday Morning Sex
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The Last Straw
The Two Cows Explanation
The Vet
The Well
Understanding Engineers
Virus Alert
Wisdom From Senior Citizens
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that somedays you're the pigeon, and somedays you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself - "Where is the ceiling???"
My reality check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier...
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through Peanut Butter!
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cause, like, you're crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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