|The Last Straw
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big
trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from
the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst
of my life. First, I overslept and ran late to an important meeting. My
boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found
out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a
cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone,
I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find
my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar.
And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and
drink my poison..."