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A Shepard's Tale
A Visit To The Proctologist
Baseball
Cherokee Chief
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
DO RE MI DRINK
Gifts
Gin And Tonic
Gotta Love A Cowboy
Groaners
Gunfighter WannaBe
How To Bathe A Cat
I Been Working On The Railroad
Irish Humor
Life After Death
Little Girl & the Construction Workers
Little Kids
Londoners
My Mother Taught Me
My Wish For You
Norm
Nymphomaniac Convention
Old Folks
Physics 101
Political Correctness
Punday
Puns
Real Friends
Ship High In Transport
Spuds
Steven Wright One-Liner's
Sunday Morning Sex
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The Last Straw
The Two Cows Explanation
The Vet
The Well
Understanding Engineers
Virus Alert
Wisdom From Senior Citizens
Useful Conversions for Physics 101
(And you thought conversion from feet and inches to the metric system hard!)
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement 1 bananosecond
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour Knot-furlong
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine 1 semicolon
1000 aches 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes A straight line
454 graham crackers 1 pound cake
1 million-million microphones 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds two kilomockingbirds
10 cards 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs 1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins 1 terrapin
10 rations 1 decoration
100 rations 1 C-ration
8 nickels 2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital 1 I.V. League
100 Senators Not 1 decision.