Comparison of two different, yet strangely similar stories.
| Titanic Video |
Clinton Video |
| $9.99 on Internet |
$9.99 on Internet |
| Over 3 hours long |
Over 3 hours long |
| The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. |
The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe |
| Jack is a starving artist |
Bill is a bullsh*t artist |
| In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar |
Ditto for Bill. |
| During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. |
Ditto for Monica |
| Jack teaches Rose to spit |
Let's not go there |
| Rose gets to keep her jewelry |
Monica's forced to return her gifts. |
| Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. |
Monica doesn't remember Jack. |
| Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. |
Monica... uh, never mind. |
| Jack surrenders to an icy death. |
Bill goes home to Hillary .. basically the same thing. |
