Unit |
Equivalent |
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter |
Eskimo Pi |
2000 pounds of Chinese soup |
Won ton |
1 millionth of a mouthwash |
1 microscope |
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement |
1 bananosecond |
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour |
Knot-furlong |
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone |
1 Rod Serling |
Half of a large intestine |
1 semicolon |
1000 aches |
1 megahurtz |
Basic unit of laryngitis |
1 hoarsepower |
Shortest distance between two jokes |
A straight line |
454 graham crackers |
1 pound cake |
1 million-million microphones |
1 megaphone |
1 million bicycles |
2 megacycles |
2000 mockingbirds |
two kilomockingbirds |
10 cards |
1 decacards |
1 kilogram of falling figs |
1 Fig Newton |
1000 grams of wet socks |
1 literhosen |
1 millionth of a fish |
1 microfiche |
1 trillion pins |
1 terrapin |
10 rations |
1 decoration |
100 rations |
1 C-ration |
8 nickels |
2 paradigms |
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital |
1 I.V. League |
100 Senators |
Not 1 decision. |