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I was standing at the bar at the Legion post one night minding my own business when this FAT, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?
I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please"
I was talking to a young woman at the Legion last night.
I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
I went to our Legion last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."