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20-20 Vision
A 47 Year Old Woman
A Jersey Wife
A Tongue Twister
And Then The Fight Started
Are You Hungry?
ATM Procedures for Men and Women
Bedroom Golf
Betty Crocker
Bottle of Wine
Bumber Stickers For Women
Change A Lightbulb?
Clean Can Be Funny
Cross Examination
Dear Tide
Eight Simple Rules
Encourage Your Wife
Female Hormones in Beer
Feminine Products
Getting Out of a Ticket
Ground Control
He Said, She Said
Helping the Homeless
High School Reunions
How I Got Fired From Walmart
How To Shower
How To Translate English From Men and Women
Impressing the Sexes
In Praise Of Older Women
It's Tough To Be A Man
Just Words
Mood Ring
Outta Here
Over 70? Who cares?
Physical Exam
Pick-Up Lines
Pin The Tail On The Donkey
Police Warning To All Men
Poor Bob
Quiz For Men
Refrigerator Note
Roy and Bea
Sam and Bessie
Scottish Love
Secrets of Women's Language
Senior Smarts
She Says, He Hears
Shipped Home
Shortest Fairy Tale Ever
Simple Math
Sixty-Sixth Birthday
Snotty Receptionist
Stranded On A Desert Island
Suspicious Minds
Tech Support
The 6th Grader
The Dentist's Office
The Honeymoon
The Rules
The Salesman
Think Like A Woman
To Women Everywhere
Two Guys
UCLA Study
What Do Women Really Want?
What I Want In A Man
What If Men Wrote Self-Help Advice Columns
What Starts With F And Ends With K
Where Have You Been?
Who's The Boss?
Why Men Are Never Depressed
Why Women Are Crabby
Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
Wise Advice On Marriage and Dating
Woodcutter's Wife
Why Men Are Never Depressed

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

  • Your last name stays put
  • The garage is all yours
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves
  • Chocolate is just another snack
  • You can be President
  • You can never be pregnant
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth
  • The world is your urinal
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
  • Same work, more pay
  • Wrinkles add character
  • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
  • One mood all the time
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
  • You know stuff about tanks
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
  • You can open all your own jars
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
  • You almost never have strap problems in public
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
  • Everything on your face stays its original color
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
  • You only have to shave your face and neck
  • You can play with toys all your life
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

No wonder men are happier.