Comparison of two different, yet strangely similar stories.
|$9.99 on Internet
||$9.99 on Internet
|Over 3 hours long
||Over 3 hours long
|The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
||The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
|Jack is a starving artist
||Bill is a bullsh*t artist
|In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar
||Ditto for Bill.
|During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
||Ditto for Monica
|Jack teaches Rose to spit
||Let's not go there
|Rose gets to keep her jewelry
||Monica's forced to return her gifts.
|Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
||Monica doesn't remember Jack.
|Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
||Monica... uh, never mind.
|Jack surrenders to an icy death.
||Bill goes home to Hillary .. basically the same thing.