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Redneck

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y a'll know who ya' are.

You might be a redneck if:

  • It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
  • You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
  • You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
  • You bow your head when someone prays.
  • You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
  • You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
  • You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
  • You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
  • You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
  • You'd give your last dollar to a friend.