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.50 Caliber Rifles
11 Rules Students Don't Learn In School
A Bit of Nostalgia
America: The Good Neighbor
Bible Study
Bill of No Rights
Burn the Flag
Child's Perspective on Retirement
Disorder in the Court
Five Great Lessons
Freedom
Go British Airways
Great Truths
Inner Strength
Life Quiz
Love Is
Mean Moms
New School Prayer
Once There Was A Great Nation
Only 100 Years Ago
Redneck
Rules for Living
Rules to Gun Fighting
Sand
Sand - Reprise
Science
The Dalai Lama's Instructions For Life
The Truth About Diets
The United States One Dollar Bill
Things I've Learned Along The Way
Things That Work
Tolerating Europeans, Barely
Two Choices
Who Do You Blame
Word Play
Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then you're actually a dog.