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Thoughts For The Day
  1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
  2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
  3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog howl.
  4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
  5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
  6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
  7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  8. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  9. He who hesitates is probably right.
  10. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
  11. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
  12. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
  13. There is no known cure for stupid so quit trying.
  14. If you don't know where you are going, any bus will do.