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Signs
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak"
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
In a nonsmoking area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company:
    "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."