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30 PC WAYS TO DISCUSS SOMEONE'S MENTAL SHORTCOMINGS
  • A few clowns short of a circus
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
  • A few beers short of six-pack
  • A few peas short of a casserole
  • Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
  • The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
  • One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
  • One taco short of a combination plate
  • A few feathers short of a whole duck
  • All foam, no beer
  • Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
  • Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
  • Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
  • Couldn't pour water out of a boot with Instructions on the heel
  • Too much yardage between the goalposts
  • An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
  • As smart as bait
  • Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
  • Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
  • Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
  • Forgot to pay his brain bill
  • Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
  • His belt doesn't go through all the loops
  • If he had another brain, it would be lonely
  • No grain in the silo
  • Proof that evolution can go in reverse
  • Receiver is off the hook
  • Several nuts short of a full pouch
  • He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down