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"One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball."
Don Carter, pro bowler
"Clubs don't float."
Al Wuestefeld
"It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling."
Tim Fallon
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
Hank Aaron
"The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name-and they say golf is a quiet game."
Gene Brennan
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Bob Rubino
"I'm very lucky. If it wasn't for golf I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere."
Lee Trevino
"Golf has more rules than any other game-because golf has more cheaters than any other game."
Bob McCarty
"I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser."
Mike Losch
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."
Jim Andrews
"On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied."
George Purnell
"Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle."
Jack Kopf
"Tee your ball high - air offers less resistance than dirt."
Herb Denlinger
"Why is it that when you tell yourself, 'don't hit it into the water,' "your body only seems to hear the word 'water'"
Bob Dougherty
"Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink."
Ken Arneson
"Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole."
Kenn Baker
"He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie."
Fred Page
"I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart."
Buddy Hackett
"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators."
Gerald Ford
Golf's four ugliest words: "It's still your shot."
Tom Battaglini