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  • "Paris Hilton" - an expensive hole
  • "Rock Hudson" - looked straight, but it wasn't
  • "Cuban" - needed one more revolution
  • "Elton John" - a big bender that lips the rim
  • "Saddam Hussein" - out of one bunker straight into another
  • "Yasser Arafat" - ugly and in the sand
  • "Kate Winslett" - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
  • "Glen Miller" - didn't make it over the water
  • "Rodney King" - over-clubbed
  • "O. J. Simpson" - got away with it
  • "Princess Grace" - should have taken a driver
  • "Princess Di" - shouldn't have taken a driver
  • "Michael Jackson" - gradually fading
  • "Anna Kournikova" - looks great, but no results
  • "Brazilian" - shaves both sides of the hole
  • "Pat Buchanan" - too far to the right, out of play
  • "Nancy Pelosi" - too far left, clueless on how to get home from there