WIFE: | "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" |
HUSBAND: | "Definitely not!" |
WIFE: | "Why not - don't you like being married?" |
HUSBAND: | "Of course I do." |
WIFE: | "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" |
HUSBAND: | "Okay, I'd get married again." |
WIFE: | "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." |
HUSBAND: | (makes audible groan). |
WIFE: | "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" |
HUSBAND: | "Where else would we sleep?" |
WIFE: | "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" |
HUSBAND: | "That would seem like the proper thing to do." |
WIFE: | "Would you play golf with her?" |
HUSBAND: | "I guess so." |
WIFE: | "Would she use my golf clubs?" |
HUSBAND: | "No, she's left-handed." |
WIFE: | - - - silence - - - |
HUSBAND: | "Shit." |