"If you don't know where you're going, any bus will do"
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A husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch.
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor. But, if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, you may only stay there, go up another floor, or exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.