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20-20 Vision
A 47 Year Old Woman
A Jersey Wife
A Tongue Twister
And Then The Fight Started
Are You Hungry?
ATM Procedures for Men and Women
Bedroom Golf
Betty Crocker
Bottle of Wine
Bulls
Bumber Stickers For Women
Camels
Change A Lightbulb?
Clean Can Be Funny
Creation
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Dear Tide
Eight Simple Rules
Encourage Your Wife
Female Hormones in Beer
Feminine Products
Fishin'
Geography
Getting Out of a Ticket
Ground Control
He Said, She Said
Helping the Homeless
High School Reunions
How I Got Fired From Walmart
How To Shower
How To Translate English From Men and Women
HusbandMart
Impressing the Sexes
In Praise Of Older Women
Inheritance
It's Tough To Be A Man
Just Words
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Mood Ring
Outta Here
Physical Exam
Pick-Up Lines
Pin The Tail On The Donkey
Police Warning To All Men
Poor Bob
Prescription
Priceless
Quiz For Men
Refrigerator Note
Reindeer
Roy and Bea
Sam and Bessie
Satan
Scottish Love
Secrets of Women's Language
Self-Esteem
Senior Smarts
She Says, He Hears
Shipped Home
Shortest Fairy Tale Ever
Simple Math
Sixty-Sixth Birthday
Snotty Receptionist
Stranded On A Desert Island
Suspicious Minds
Tampons
Tech Support
The 6th Grader
The Dentist's Office
The Honeymoon
The Rules
The Salesman
Think Like A Woman
To Women Everywhere
Two Guys
UCLA Study
What Do Women Really Want?
What I Want In A Man
What If Men Wrote Self-Help Advice Columns
What Starts With F And Ends With K
Where Have You Been?
Who's The Boss?
Why Men Are Never Depressed
Why Women Are Crabby
Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
Wise Advice On Marriage and Dating
Woodcutter's Wife
If you understand the rules.....

THE RULES

  1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
  2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
  3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
  4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
  5. The Female is never wrong.
  6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
  7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
  8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
  9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
  10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
  12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
  13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
  14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
  15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
  16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
  17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
  18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.