|A Tonque Twister
A man with a black eye, boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down. He immediately notices that the man next to him also has
black eye and says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes;
mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident. I was
at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful
large breasts was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets
to Pittsburgh, ' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh.'...and she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, 'Please pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I accidentally
said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch.'