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A Message for Bin Laden
Adopt a Detainee
Axis of Just as Evil
Believe in America
Dear Classmates
Homesick Achmed
How To Annoy OBL
Interesting Points
Interesting Statistics
Kill The Pig
Late-Night Humor
Little David
Most Dangerous Terrorists
Never Offend Anyone
New Kid In Class
Note From A DC Friend
Off The Wire
Patriotism
Saddam's Heirs
Sending Old Men To War
State of the Union
Subject: The Cave
The Bunny and the Snake
The Great Wall
The Speech Bush Wanted To Give
The Truth Hurts
The Women Behind the Men: Old Customs Die Hard
Turn The Other Cheek
You might be Taliban if
You might be Taliban if

You might be Taliban if...

  • ...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
  • ...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
  • ...You have more wives than teeth.
  • ...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
  • ...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
  • ...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
  • ...You've ever had your camel repossessed.
  • ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
  • ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
  • ...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
  • ...You think "The Kite Runner" is the funniest book you ever read.
  • ...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.
  • ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
  • ...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
  • ...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."