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Saddam's Heirs

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

  • Sooflay ............ the restauranteur
  • Guday............... the half-Australian brother
  • Huray............... the sports fanatic
  • Sashay.............. the gay brother
  • Kuntay & Kintay..... the twins from the African mother
  • Sayhay.............. the baseball player
  • Ojay................ the stalker/murderer
  • Gulay............... the singer/entertainer
  • Ebay................ the internet czar
  • Biliray............. the country music star
  • Ecksray............. the radiologist
  • Puray............... the blender factory owner
  • Regay............... the half-Jamaican brother
  • Tupay............... the one with bad hair

Among his sisters:

  • Lattay.............. the coffee shop owner
  • Bufay............... the 500 pound sister
  • Dushay.............. the clean sister
  • Phayray............. the zoo worker in the gorilla house
  • Sapheway............ the grocery store owner
  • Ollay............... the half-mexican sister
  • Gudlay.............. the prostitute

And Finally:

  • There is Oyvay .......... but the family doesn't like to talk about him much