40. | Oh, I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen. |
39. | I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. |
38. | Duct tape won't fix that. |
37. | Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. |
36. | Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. |
35. | We don't keep firearms in this house. |
34. | Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? |
33. | You can't feed that to the dog. |
32. | I thought Graceland was tacky. |
31. | No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. |
30. | Wrasslin's fake. |
29. | Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? |
28. | We're vegetarians. |
27. | Do you think my gut is too big? |
26. | I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. |
25. | Honey, we don't need another dog. |
24. | Who's Richard Petty? |
23. | Give me the small bag of pork rinds. |
22. | Too many deer heads detract from the decor. |
21. | Spittin is such a nasty habit. |
20. | I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. |
19. | Trim the fat off the steak. |
18. | Cappuccino tastes better than espesso. |
17. | The tires on that truck are too big. |
16. | I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. |
15. | I've got it all on the C drive. |
14. | Unsweetened tea tastes better. |
13. | Would you like your fish poached or broiled? |
12. | My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's |
11. | I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. |
10. | Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. |
9. | Checkmate. |
8. | She's too young to be wearing a bikini. |
7. | Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? |
6. | Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen! |
5. | I don't have a favorite college team. |
4. | Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. |
3. | I believe you cooked those green beans too long. |
2. | Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'. |
1. | Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight. |