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A blind man enters a "LADIES BAR" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.....

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde gal.
  3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
  5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.